toot

I’ll make it clear right now

I don’t support pedophiles and I will no longer converse with them now I know that someone is.

I don’t support people who abuse or want to beat up women either as a victim myself the idea is fucking awful.

yours,

toot

My diet

As I identify as an appliance-kin and an object I thought I would explain my diet. Now Kettles only use water nothing else but as I am in human form it would be silly to restrict myself to water.

So my diet consists of salmon, chicken, ham and lamb with various vegetables plus sauteed potatoes or rice. I then usually have a smoked salmon, greek-style salad in the evenings. Then I also eat various other things like cakes and chocolates or store bought sandwiches. It’s best I keep my energy up when serving the public.

yours,

toot

Would you want to be a sentient kettle? And if so, a talking, walking one like in cartoons(but real) or a completely normal kettle aside from being able to think?

darkericdraven

No because I wouldn’t be a proper kettle then. I want to be a proper kettle.

I was admiring my favorite kettle today, the orange one I identify as and I realised life is great as long as I have my kettles.

Teapots

I have a special affinity to them, they are similar to kettles in aesthetic appearance but they do not boil, they are not electrical and they will keep your tea warm for you if you place a tea cosy over the top.

I have often wondered if it’s actually teapots I am much closer too but I am not, I am kettle inside and out. Teapots are close relations though to the the non-electrical kettle and they have their own beings and temperaments as presented by Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast.

I think this is my demisexuality as a human in human form coming into play.

Beautiful

I am who I am.

What do you have to say about people who might mistake you for a troll?

darkericdraven

Nothing. Idc about them.

Wouldn't that mean giving up your sentience?

darkericdraven

Would I care though as a kettle? I don’t think I would if I didn’t have sentience, there’d be no sentience to give me that feeling. To become an object that doesn’t have sentience I wouldn’t really miss it now. I wouldn’t know different.

Do you plan to have a career(/do you already have a career) where you can work with kettles in some way? o:

Anonymous

Yes I currently work in a cook shop where we sell all kind of utensils related to the kitchen. I spend time in the coffee shop upstairs too. So I get to work with kettles and all different kinds of kettles as the kettle section has a small shelf section of the shop dedicated to them.